Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Tale of Woe

I was reminded of a very sad story by this post over at Laughing Through My Chardonnay. It is a tale of woe and sadness, ending with silliness and frivolity...Can I tell you how it ends then get into the sad part?

Hope you said yes, because that is what I am going to do.

Me: "I enjoyed kissing you on Halloween, but we are too good of friends to be doing that. Let's never do that again."

Her: "I agree."

Me: "See you in school."

Her: "Yea, see ya."

The End.

I think the rest is too embarrassing, so I don't think I can share. Sorry.


By the way, Mom, this was really innocent. It was at a chaperoned party (Her Parents were there).


Don't worry Janet, I have really only ever had eyes for Claire...I just might not have known it all the time, but the minute I saw her I realized that every other girl I ever had a crush on was just a prelude to me loving your daughter.


Wonderful World of Weiners said...

SPiders are bad but I may have to reevalute my opinionof the teeny tiny hopping kind. I thought those were the worst but I think I know better now - I've seen the light...aka the 8 legged dinner plate.


rs27 said...

Thats my favorite story ever. Straight and to the point.

Chardsy said...

Talk about cutting out the fluff, I need to take pointers from you.

Also, your mom and mother-in-law read your blog? That's ballsy.

for a different kind of girl said...

You're editing skills are the type I wish I had when I was actually employed as an editor!

Bogart in P Towne said...

WWoW - No dice...that was just wrong.

RS - Thanks...Pt. 2 ended up being a little longer.

Chardsy - I actually started the blog for mom...

DKG - Thanks...but as you are aware, my posts are usually not so succinct.

kpellatiro said...

you are still a shameless kiss up. Nicely done tuffy.