As Claire and I walked out of Food Lion with our packages of Jello Pudd'n and Celery Sticks, I walked a little to close to the automatic sliding door. The locking mechanism latched onto my belt loop and pulled me...yes, I had managed to hook myself to the automatic door.
As I was being pulled, off my feet, to the right, my 7th degree training in the Ninja Arts kicked in. I leapt into the air, completed a very difficult 1 1/2 Shiatsu flip, took off my pants, unhooked them from the door and put them back on...
I was so fast that no one noticed I was wearing Calvin Klein Boxer Briefs...It was Ninja-rific.
So I was watching Governor Rod Blagojavich on the View Monday. Two very profound things struck me:
1. Dude is a wack job. Totally and completely off his rocker.
2. I was watching the View. It made me feel dirty. It was like I put on someone else's underwear...I had to shower. I think I may have to shower, just thinking about it again.-----
I was recently notified of the similarities between Christian Bale and Kermit the Frog...but until I saw this, I had no idea.
Come to think of it, I have never seen them both in the same place at the same time...hmmmm.
Per William's request: