No, really, it is.
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Okay, those of you still with me...
So I took a shower today. A normal event.
I am traveling and did not bring soap, shampoo or shaving cream. Also, a normal event.
I used the "body wash" that was in the shower...I prefer my Lever 2000 bar, but I got clean.
I used the shampoo that was in the shower...it was fine. I like to smell pretty.
I then needed to shave. Usually, if I don't have shave cream, I just use conditioner. It works well and keeps my pretty face, soft and supple.
Today, in the shower, there was shave cream. It was not manly and not because of the aroma.
No, the shave cream had a very...uh hem...interesting name...
Digest that for a moment.
I don't think I had said that word since I was 16.
And I put that on my face to shave with.
Really? Is that the best name? I mean, it does say rash free body wash for "All Over", but really, what is is for?
No, don't answer that.
I am just troubled that I put Coochy on my face to shave with.
I think my life is complete...or my political career is over...one or the other.
If you don't know what Coochy is slang for, just think of a girls "who-ha"...now you got it.