Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Justifiable Homicide

I got a new phone number last week. Added phone service to my cable line. Thought it would make it a little easier to spend less time on the cell phone and to keep those bills in check. One problem that I did not anticipate was the amount of "Debt Reduction", debt collection, and wrong number calls that would take my time. Holy Carp Batman, I am getting 8-10 calls EVERY FRIGG'N DAY.

No Bob, I don't want to talk to you about reducing my debt.

No Jim, I don't want to talk to you about exciting opportunities to work from home.

And for the millionth time, Leticia Hernandez does not live here. I don't know who she is, therefore I don't know where she is. I am Bogart in P-Towne and this is my phone number. Take it off of your dialer system and stop bugging me. Sheesh...


If I ever do find Leticia Hernandez, I think I might poke her in the eye or give her a purple nurple...no, I will just poke her in the eye.


Katelin said...

Ya my house gets a million of those calls a night. It's a little ridiculous sometimes.

Wonderful World of Weiners said...

Poor Leticia...what did she ever do to you? She's probably sitting in her house somewhere wondering why no one calls her anymore...


Girl in a Guy's World said...

Nah, Leticia Hernandez is trying to steal your identity.

Bogart in P Towne said...

Katelin - I am hoping they start to slow down. Takes a week or so for the Do Not Call list to take effect...or at least that is what I am telling myself.

WWofW - She needs to pay her bills. But that lonely angle is funny!

GGW - don't scare me like that.