Tuesday, November 6, 2007

I Fart in Your General Direction

Last night might have been the greatest night ever...no really. EVER.
It started with a nice, quiet dinner with a really beautiful woman. Good food, better company, and fantastic conversation is a great way to begin a night...then, after cleaning up and spending some time hanging out, she offered to watch Monty Python and the Holy Grail and give me a hand massage.
No prompting...no suggesting...just simply a "hey, want to watch Monty Python and I can give you a hand massage?"...
Is the Pope German?

Wow. All I can say is wow. I think I may have a keeper.


Took some family photos this weekend...it is getting rarer and rarer for all 6 "kids" (and 2 spouses) to be together these days, so we like to take advantage of the time when it occurs...Jessica is usually the instigator of the photos and I know that we will appreciate it more as time goes on...so thanks Jess!!!


"First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

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