Friday, August 28, 2009

This Blog Post is Rated PG-13

No, really, it is.

If you would not watch a PG-13 movie, you should not read on...if you choose to, do so at your own peril. If you prefer not to go on, here is a link you can enjoy.

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Okay, those of you still with me...

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So I took a shower today. A normal event.

I am traveling and did not bring soap, shampoo or shaving cream. Also, a normal event.

I used the "body wash" that was in the shower...I prefer my Lever 2000 bar, but I got clean.

I used the shampoo that was in the shower...it was fine. I like to smell pretty.

I then needed to shave. Usually, if I don't have shave cream, I just use conditioner. It works well and keeps my pretty face, soft and supple.

Today, in the shower, there was shave cream. It was not manly and not because of the aroma.

No, the shave cream had a very...uh hem...interesting name...



Coochy.

Digest that for a moment.

Coochy.

I don't think I had said that word since I was 16.

Coochy.

And I put that on my face to shave with.

Coochy.

Really? Is that the best name? I mean, it does say rash free body wash for "All Over", but really, what is is for?

No, don't answer that.

I am just troubled that I put Coochy on my face to shave with.

I think my life is complete...or my political career is over...one or the other.

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If you don't know what Coochy is slang for, just think of a girls "who-ha"...now you got it.

11 comments:

Katelin said...

haha wow, seriously they couldn't have pickled a different name??

for a different kind of girl said...

Made by 'Classic Erotica'? All over body shave cream? Were you staying in a hotel that required payment by the hour?

Don't even get me started on all the questions about how this made you think of me!!

p.s. can I buy that stuff online? :)

leighann said...

WHERE were you showering? You didn't mention that part...

They sell Coochy at the Hustler store on Bourbon. Don't ask me how I know that.
(evil giggle)

leighann said...

and for the record, coochy seems to be a top priority for many high-ranking politicians.
Just don't let anyone see your AmEx bill...

Anonymous said...

Probably named it that because it fit on the bottle better than "koosamocka". Seriously I met someone a while back that called it that! LOL

Sue said...

I'd still vote for you.

Nashville? said...

Can’t tell you how much I look forward to sharing these posts with your future political consultant. Just one at a time in the mail… that should do it.

How many M-Div’s does it take to use Coochy exactly?

JP said...

Look at the bright side, at least you didn't accidentally shave with Nair...

WILLIAM said...

it could have been worse. IT could have been called "Schlong"

The Wilson Window said...

So just wondering, since you guys are technically still in the honeymoon stage (and I truly hope you stay there forever), did you get the honeymoon suite even when you didn't bring your lady with you???

Debra W said...

Oh Bogart, you just made me laugh out loud...and that is always a very good thing.

Ummm, what kind of hotel are you staying in? I might take great care when getting into the bed, wherever you are. Look for some really tiny bugs and if you see any, RUN.

Hugs,
Debbie