Friday, December 7, 2007

A Bag Full of Liars

It has been a quiet week...lot's of frigg'n running I can tell you that.

This whole training for the marathon is some serious business...We ran 4 miles on Tuesday 9 miles on Wednesday and were supposed to run 6 more last night (that was pushed aside because it was colder than a witch's titty outside and we wanted to watch Earl/30-Rock/Office/Scrubs)...thank goodness it is warming up this weekend. Supposed to be in the low 70's on our 18 miler on Sunday! WoooHoooo.

I don't know who I need to punch in the nose, but a number of people swore up and down that it really did not get cold here in P-Towne..."no sir, it will only get into the 40's...might drop below that for a week or two in January, but it never really gets cold here."

I am going to go ahead and cry BS on that. I mean, I can take cold if I have when I am skiing or enjoying a Cuban cigar on a cold snowy night with James or Derek, but this idea of living in cold for month's at a time is for the birds...When your nose hairs get stiff because it is so cold outside, there is something wrong.


I guess it is in the high-50's and rainy in SoCal...that is strange itself. I bet my boys in SD are reeling from the nasty weather...what to do.


Before y'all laugh, you need to realize that as a SoCal native, I have never really even owned a coat (besides my ski jacket and a sport coat)...Lived my entire life out there and the best I could say is that I would need a hoody or a windbreaker at most 51 weeks of the year...the other week I was skiing, so a jacket was required.


By the way, why is a witch's titty cold? Has anyone ever confirmed that they are indeed on the frigid side?


Wonderful World of Weiners said...

Suck it up big boy. I'm up here in Maine freezing ALL parts off!!


The Charming Hedonist said...

Cold to me is about 50 degrees. I call BS too!

p.s. -- I love that you're a native SoCal-er and you've already taken to y'all.

Bogart in P Towne said...

Like me, you chose your poison...I still can whine a little. At least it was nice enough to run with a T-Shirt and shorts on Sunday!

CH--Y'all just works...sorta like "Howdy". Just rolls off the tongue. No belt buckle or poop-kickers here...just some good old fashioned drawl.

kpellatiro said...

Let me vouch that bogart used y'all long before leaving SD (grin). As for "Has anyone ever confirmed that they are indeed on the frigid side?"... can we invite Teddy to give a response???