I picked up some clothes from the cleaners today.
As I was paying, the dude behind the counter says to me:
"I really like your shirts. They are very nice. If they would have fit me, I would have kept them and told you they were lost in the cleaning process."
Loving the new car, but I hesitated to drive it this morning because my clothes smelled like bacon. Normally, bacon is the greatest smell you will get to enjoy during the day, but the thought of ruining the new car smell in the Forester was making me worry about getting in the driver's seat.
Received my shipment of Bacon Salt today.
'cause everything should taste like bacon!