A sixth sense, ESP, witchcraft or hidden cameras...I am not sure which, but my wife is using one of these...regularly.
How do I know this?
Because at least 3 times a week, she will call me while I am visiting the restroom. Usually within 30-Seconds of the point of no return. She knows I can't get to the phone. She knows I won't be taking the phone in with me.
It happened last Saturday...It happened last Thursday...It happened last Monday.
It happens so frequently I am really beginning to think that she is a witch.
And you all know what we do with witches, right?
6 comments:
As Miracle Max says in Princesss Bride.
"Get away from me you witch."
"I'm not a witch. I'm your wife."
Sounds like you poop too much! :)
Hallie
You concern me sir. Concerned.
Its okay, mine's a vampire!
-WC
LMAO I've gotta go with Hallie on this one.
Seriously, one of my favorite movies ever.
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