She turns in the following…..
Below is her mother’s letter to the teacher.
Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told Sarah how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had. Then I found one more in the back room, and several people were fighting over who would get it. Sarah’s picture does NOT show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.
From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
Sincerely,
Mrs. Piccolo
14 comments:
Happy Monday!
This is priceless!!!!!!!
~AM
Hilarious! My husband works in Home Depots a lot. I should double-check this kind of story with him!
Kids say the most embarassing things to their teachers.
Last year my son wrote a story in school about a gift that Santa left under the Christmas Tree for me. It was from my husband and the the tag on the gift said, "To: Mommy From: Naughty Santa." Of course it was just underwear and a bra, but the teacher thought it was funny. I turned several shades of red!
Kimmy
Mr. H works at HD and he has YET to tell me there is a stripper pole there!!
Hallie
Home Depot has strippers now?
Mrs. Piccolo is totally lying...we all know she moonlights to make ends meet.
I would not have believed that Mrs. Piccolo was not doing the dirty pole dance except that one leg was not wrapped around the pole. I think one leg must always be wrapped around the pole. Don't ask me how I know this.
Also, she has no boobs. No self-respecting pole dancer would have no boobs whatsoever.
Therefore I believe she is being honest in her letter to Mrs. Jones.
Thank you so much for visiting my blog! I am so happy you did because it led me to yours and the biggest smile ever to start my work day! Love, love, love kids! Elizabeth
/snort, roflmao
Ah! Yes, I received this email last week some time and promptly fell out of my chair laughing. Or almost.
Anyway, thanks for stopping by my blog ... I agree ... the parents might be the death of little 'ol me. But then again, when I procreate I'll be right up there with them I'm sure!
A likely story!
Great stick figures. The kid has a great future! And here I've been shopping at Lowes.
THAT IS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS!
Laugh out loud funny!
I for one will check my kids homework from now on!
Post a Comment