Monday, January 26, 2009

Taking Off the Orange Robe

Sarah is asked to draw what she wanted to be when she grew up.

She turns in the following…..


Below is her mother’s letter to the teacher.

Dear Mrs. Jones,

I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told Sarah how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had. Then I found one more in the back room, and several people were fighting over who would get it. Sarah’s picture does NOT show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.

From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.

Sincerely,

Mrs. Piccolo

14 comments:

AirmanMom said...

Happy Monday!
This is priceless!!!!!!!

~AM

for a different kind of girl said...

Hilarious! My husband works in Home Depots a lot. I should double-check this kind of story with him!

kimmy said...

Kids say the most embarassing things to their teachers.

Last year my son wrote a story in school about a gift that Santa left under the Christmas Tree for me. It was from my husband and the the tag on the gift said, "To: Mommy From: Naughty Santa." Of course it was just underwear and a bra, but the teacher thought it was funny. I turned several shades of red!

Kimmy

Wonderful World of Weiners said...

Mr. H works at HD and he has YET to tell me there is a stripper pole there!!

Hallie

rs27 said...

Home Depot has strippers now?

leighann said...

Mrs. Piccolo is totally lying...we all know she moonlights to make ends meet.

Patience said...

I would not have believed that Mrs. Piccolo was not doing the dirty pole dance except that one leg was not wrapped around the pole. I think one leg must always be wrapped around the pole. Don't ask me how I know this.

Also, she has no boobs. No self-respecting pole dancer would have no boobs whatsoever.

Therefore I believe she is being honest in her letter to Mrs. Jones.

creative breathing said...

Thank you so much for visiting my blog! I am so happy you did because it led me to yours and the biggest smile ever to start my work day! Love, love, love kids! Elizabeth

MaBunny said...

/snort, roflmao

Little Miss English Teacher said...

Ah! Yes, I received this email last week some time and promptly fell out of my chair laughing. Or almost.

Anyway, thanks for stopping by my blog ... I agree ... the parents might be the death of little 'ol me. But then again, when I procreate I'll be right up there with them I'm sure!

Oh, The Joys said...

A likely story!

JP said...

Great stick figures. The kid has a great future! And here I've been shopping at Lowes.

joanna said...

THAT IS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS!

Super Mega Dad said...

Laugh out loud funny!

I for one will check my kids homework from now on!