File this under...Keep your thoughts to yourself...
As I walked into the restroom at the office the other day, an older gentlemen held the door for me and then proceeded to the urinal next to mine.
As I finished, I walked over to the sink and heard him grunting a bit.
He was clearly struggling to squeeze it out.
I made for the door and he was still at the urinal, having a tough time.
I mumbled "Yup, peeing is a young man's game."