Monday, May 4, 2009

Is There a Safety Word?

On Friday, I was helping a friend move.

When I arrived, they were taking apart the bed, packing boxes and shuffling things around to get ready for the move.

We began by taking out the entertainment unit. Then a couple of bookshelves, followed by the bed.

The dresser was the next obvious thing. I suggested that we should probably take out the drawers and my buddy agreed. Then he asked me to leave the room for a minute because his wife would not want other men seeing the contents of the top two drawers.

I figured that, like most people, the contents of the top drawers were delicate unmentionables. I have 4 sisters and a wife, so I fully appreciate and understand that many ladies are a little shy when it comes to their underwear and bras. Having other men see them can be a little embarrassing. I get that.

So, being the good husband, he took out the top two drawers and put them in the bathroom, closing the door. I was then invited back into the room to continue the process.

We took out the next two drawers. What was in those you ask?

Underwear and bras.

Hmmmmm.

What do you think were in the top two drawers?

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I figure DKG is the most likely to know.

10 comments:

for a different kind of girl said...

Bwahahaa! ME?! Sweet, innocent me?!

I'm sure whatever items were in there, ahem, they were surprisingly lifelike and/or shockingly (but not in a bad way!) delightful!

;)

p.s. - A girl can never have too many of those drawers.

leighann said...

*blank stare*

TWO drawers?

You need to pull your friend to the side and tell him to man-up.

The Charming Hedonist said...

If that's what was in those drawers, she obviously has the hook up and I need to be her friend.

And really, I'm impressed. TWO whole drawers... yowsa!

Debra W said...

Sexy lingerie? And other "unmentionables", of course.

How was BRUUUUUUUUUCE?

JP said...

Maybe it contains the heads of the other friends who dared question what's in the drawer. Yeah, that's way to Twilight Zone...so I'll pick what's behind door #2 and say leather goods...

Sue said...

Remember the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy...safter not to ask...you'll never be able to look at your buddy's wife without your cheeks turning bright red...

...but 2 drawers? (You go girl!)

Katelin said...

haha that's pretty funny.

Nashville? said...

Cinco de Mayo cards??

Jo's Outlet said...

One drawer for her special things, and one drawer for the D batteries - right?

kalki said...

Socks. Boring white socks. He just wanted you to think they're all S&M or whatever.