Okay...you are right, suck it in when a pretty girl walks by...but what is the second rule that you were taught?
That's right, don't pee into the wind...followed closely by rule number
I realized today a rule I should have been taught, but due to being San Diego, I never was shown properly.
Rule number....uh, four...don't attempt to rake leaves in the wind.
Yes, a job that should have taken me 20 mins, lasted a little over an hour and it still looks crappy.
And getting worse because the leaves keep falling in the wind.
Yea, some Rhodes Scholar I am.