I was eatting a fig the other day and had a thought...who the junk ever picked up this thing that looks like a squirrel turd and put it in his mouth?
That of course moved to thoughts of other things...
Lobster - basically a big, mean cockroach from underwater. Boy, that sure sounds good...(you can also insert crawfish here.)
Chitlins - "Hey ma, I got an idear...let's take dem der pig intestines, fill them up with shtuf, make it hot and eat it." "What? Uh ha, I know it smells like pooh on a hot summer's day, but I am sure it would taste wonderful!"
Cracklin/Pork Rinds - Deep fried skin and fat...really?
Monk Fish - I imagine that is what satan looks like. Let's eat it.
What other foods make you think "What the H-E-Double Hockey Sticks were they thinking?"