Thursday, October 2, 2008

Fighting Jack

One of Claire's best friends has a son named Jack...and I think Jack is in love with Claire. Why? Check out the following exchange:

Mom: Jack, guess what...Claire is getting married!

Jack: NO.

Mom: Oh Jack, you love Claire and she is very happy. She is marrying Bogart...

Jack: NO!

Mom: C'mon Jack, you like Bogart. He is that really nice, cool, sweet, good-looking, amazing, smooth, handsome, strong, charming, gentle, fantastic man that you had so much fun playing with. (*Their may or may not have been additional words put in for the reader's understanding*)

Jack: NO!!! She can't marry him.

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So, I publicly issue this offer...Hey Jack. If you want to knuckle up, we can meet outside of your house and winner gets Claire...What do you say? Hmmmmmm?

And no, your mom cannot help you...She scares me! :-)

14 comments:

Wonderful World of Weiners said...

Sounds like you have competition my friend. And he just might win in the CUTENESS category!!

Hallie :)

Mabunny said...

HAHAHA! You might be in for the fight of your life there Bogart!
Good luck!

juice said...

LOL - so you've taken to beating up children. So sad. So so sad.... :P

Kimmy said...

Sorry to inform you, but keep the diamonds coming!!!! I'm running out of places to put my diamonds. I might need to go pierce my belly button now :)

Kimmy

Stacie said...

this is too sweet!

WILLIAM said...

My Money is on Jack.

rs27 said...

I got your back. We can't let these kids take our women.

Becky said...

I think Claire could take him, but you?

LOL

The Maid

(I mean all the kid would need to do is a little chocolate bacon diversion.)

for a different kind of girl said...

Jack looks scrappy. I'd work on your bob and weave.

:)

Practically Joe said...

Here's a tip.
When you take him on ... cover up down there!

Sue said...

I'd watch out for any kid with a tiger on his shirt and a smile on his face...spells trouble to me!

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GoteeMan said...

Better bring brass knucks... you are the serious underdawg...

J/ (goteeman.blogspot.com)

Katelin said...

haha that's so cute. apparently you've got some more impressing to do :)