One of Claire's best friends has a son named Jack...and I think Jack is in love with Claire. Why? Check out the following exchange:
Mom: Jack, guess what...Claire is getting married!
Mom: Oh Jack, you love Claire and she is very happy. She is marrying Bogart...
Mom: C'mon Jack, you like Bogart. He is that really nice, cool, sweet, good-looking, amazing, smooth, handsome, strong, charming, gentle, fantastic man that you had so much fun playing with. (*Their may or may not have been additional words put in for the reader's understanding*)
Jack: NO!!! She can't marry him.
So, I publicly issue this offer...Hey Jack. If you want to knuckle up, we can meet outside of your house and winner gets Claire...What do you say? Hmmmmmm?
And no, your mom cannot help you...She scares me! :-)