Tuesday, October 7, 2008

My Dojo

I run a dojo.

In my spare time.

I am good at it.

We do things like play with sticks (we call them weapons), throw stuff at other ninjas (we call it assassination attempts), and kick stuff (we call it practicing ninja technique).

Since it takes money to run a dojo, we pool our resources together to buy parking lots and fast food joints. I mean, a ninja's got to live.

I have some good ninjas that work for me. Ninja Beth is a level 9 Ninja. She focuses on defense techniques and having large amounts of energy. Ninja Derek is a level 5 Ninja. His specialty is stamina and weapons. Ninja Steve, well, frankly he is a drag on our organization, but he is trying. Picture Beverly Hills Ninja only skinny and less funny.

Me? Well, I am the master of the dojo...I am a level 13 Ninja...although my testing should allow me to get to level 14 this afternoon. My specialties include killing other ninjas and infiltrating terrorist organizations. I am a whiz with the 3-Sectioned whip, poisoned darts and Oak Nunchuku. I have a very well run dojo and my ninjas respect my ability.

I am a Ninja...You will respect me.
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As much as I can't figure out why I use Facebook, some of the app's are great...My "Way of the Ninja" applet rocks...

10 comments:

Kimmy said...

You most definitely have my respect Bogart. I try to make it habit to not mess with people that can kick my butt :)

Kimmy

MaBunny said...

I agree with Kimmy - I don't like to mess with people who kick my butt either, BUT I do like to have them as close friends for protection, lol:)

Schell Family said...

I vow to be a better member of the dojo (at least better than Steve!)

Katelin said...

all this talk of ninjas just makes me think of teenage mutant ninja turtles, i can't help it.

for a different kind of girl said...

I am married to a mobster. When he's not carrying out hits, he's fighting in space, and a variety of other things I have started not to pay attention to or understand. However, the ninja thing? I'd totally be down with that. I have nothing but respect for ninjas. Ninjas and zombies.

juice said...

Hahahaha! Thanks for the love, Bogart. :-) Peace, brotha'.

juice said...

I am unworthy to join your dojo...

love and miss you much
-juice

GoteeMan said...

Don't hurt me...

In response to your question - I guess it depends on whether there is a good chance you might have actually known them at one time...

;-P

J/ (goteeman.blogspot.com)

Practically Joe said...
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Practically Joe said...

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