One of Claire's best friends has a son named Jack...and I think Jack is in love with Claire. Why? Check out the following exchange:Mom: Jack, guess what...Claire is getting married!
Jack: NO.
Mom: Oh Jack, you love Claire and she is very happy. She is marrying Bogart...
Jack: NO!
Mom: C'mon Jack, you like Bogart. He is that really nice, cool, sweet, good-looking, amazing, smooth, handsome, strong, charming, gentle, fantastic man that you had so much fun playing with. (*Their may or may not have been additional words put in for the reader's understanding*)
Jack: NO!!! She can't marry him.
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So, I publicly issue this offer...Hey Jack. If you want to knuckle up, we can meet outside of your house and winner gets Claire...What do you say? Hmmmmmm?
And no, your mom cannot help you...She scares me! :-)
14 comments:
Sounds like you have competition my friend. And he just might win in the CUTENESS category!!
Hallie :)
HAHAHA! You might be in for the fight of your life there Bogart!
Good luck!
LOL - so you've taken to beating up children. So sad. So so sad.... :P
Sorry to inform you, but keep the diamonds coming!!!! I'm running out of places to put my diamonds. I might need to go pierce my belly button now :)
Kimmy
this is too sweet!
My Money is on Jack.
I got your back. We can't let these kids take our women.
I think Claire could take him, but you?
LOL
The Maid
(I mean all the kid would need to do is a little chocolate bacon diversion.)
Jack looks scrappy. I'd work on your bob and weave.
:)
Here's a tip.
When you take him on ... cover up down there!
I'd watch out for any kid with a tiger on his shirt and a smile on his face...spells trouble to me!
Better bring brass knucks... you are the serious underdawg...
J/ (goteeman.blogspot.com)
haha that's so cute. apparently you've got some more impressing to do :)
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